Fat Ass
Magic: The Gathering | Unhinged - Singles
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| Rarity | C |
| Number | 95 |
| Printed in | Magic: The Gathering | Unhinged |
| Available | 2 items |
| From | $0.45 |
| Type | Creature — Donkey Shaman |
Format Legality
This card is not legal in any major formats.
| Seller | Condition | Card price | Stock | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|
LP | $1.79 | 1 | ||
NM | $0.45 | 1 | Unavailable |
About Fat Ass
Fat Ass from Unhinged is currently available from around $0.35. This panel brings together mana value, rules text, format signals, and set details in one place.
Mana Cost
Mana Value 5Color Identity
GreenPower / Toughness
Card Text
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Flavor Text
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
Card Facts
Expansion
Current Floor
Rarity
Artist
Released
Frequently Asked Questions
How much is Fat Ass worth?
Fat Ass is currently shown on Card Synced from about $0.35 for Unhinged. This is a live floor on active listings. For MTG singles, foil status and rarity generally have the biggest impact on spread.
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Is Fat Ass legal in Commander?
Fat Ass is not legal in Commander. Check the legality table for the full format matrix for this printing.
Is Fat Ass legal in Modern, Pioneer, or Vintage?
This card can differ across formats. Card Synced shows a live legality snapshot from Oracle and updates it as rulings change. Use the legality table above to confirm full format details before buying.
Is Fat Ass on the Reserved List?
No. Fat Ass is not on the Reserved List. That can affect long-term scarcity and collector demand.
What is Fat Ass in-game text?
In game, Fat Ass is a Creature — Donkey Shaman with text that starts: "This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)".
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