Assquatch
Magic: The Gathering | Unhinged - Singles
| Rarity | R |
| Number | 71 |
| Printed in | Magic: The Gathering | Unhinged |
| Available | 2 items |
| From | £2.17 |
| Type | Creature — Donkey Lord |
Format Legality
This card is not legal in any major formats.
| Seller | Product Information | Price | Qty | Offer |
|---|---|---|---|---|
LP | £2.17 | 1 | Doesn't ship to your country | |
NM | £3.14 | 1 | Doesn't ship to your country |
About Assquatch
Assquatch from Unhinged is currently available from around £2.17. This panel brings together mana value, rules text, format signals, and set details in one place.
Mana Cost
Mana Value 5Color Identity
RedPower / Toughness
Card Text
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Flavor Text
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
Card Facts
Expansion
Current Floor
Rarity
Artist
Released
Frequently Asked Questions
How much is Assquatch worth?
Assquatch is currently shown on Card Synced from about £2.17 for Unhinged. This is a live floor on active listings. For MTG singles, foil status and rarity generally have the biggest impact on spread.
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Is Assquatch legal in Commander?
Assquatch is not legal in Commander. Check the legality table for the full format matrix for this printing.
Is Assquatch legal in Modern, Pioneer, or Vintage?
This card can differ across formats. Card Synced shows a live legality snapshot from Oracle and updates it as rulings change. Use the legality table above to confirm full format details before buying.
Is Assquatch on the Reserved List?
No. Assquatch is not on the Reserved List. That can affect long-term scarcity and collector demand.
What is Assquatch in-game text?
In game, Assquatch is a Creature — Donkey with text that starts: "Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.".
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